The Best Spam Comment Ever?

by Paul Wolfe on June 5, 2012

Spam comments are a pain in the ass right?  We all get them despite adding plugins and blocking IP addresses and all that nonsense.

I got a spam comment about two weeks ago – and have been meaning to share it because:

  • it’s funny!
  • it’s instructive

I’ve got the ‘GASP’ plug in installed here on Da Spoon, so to post a comment you have to tick the checkbox.  SO that eliminates ‘robot’ spam.  However there’s an army of ‘human spammers’ who are surfing the blogosphere dropping crappy comments in the hope of getting a backlink or two.

Here’s a clue to you guys that gives you away and gets your comment marked as spam without even being read:

  1. including keywords in your ‘name’ field
  2. no avatar associated with your comment

Seriously if there’s no avatar – just the default profile – you go in the spam bin.

But there’s a more dedicated strain of human spammers.  I’m guessing these guys sell services offering backlinks for money.  And you’ve probably noticed that a lot of spam comments follow a similar format.  Well the comment that got dropped on a post three weeks ago was obviously this particular spammer’s entire ‘cut and paste’ library of comments for different blogs.

So check it out – and you’ll see a variety of phrases that you’ve probably seen in your comment spam over the last few months.  (But having THIS left as a comment was freaking hilarious).

Oh, any non-spam comments….please leave them below!

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